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Pirate Livingroom: Lamps and Lighting

I'm not sure where I got the idea (yet again), but I decided somewhere along the way that if a pirate had had the option to have electric lights, he (or she) would have chosen to use Mica for the shades. Make sense? (Well, who cares?) Mica is a pretty expensive material to get lamp shades made from for some reason, so I was overjoyed to find a series of lamps with mica shades on clearance at Lowes. It was but the swipe of a credit card and I had three mica lampshades (along with three lampshade-less lamps - one of which I have actually found a use for) for under $75 total.

Table and Floor Lamps

Mica-shade Floor Lamp This floor lamp at left was also purchased from Lowes. I happened to see it when I was looking around (There's nothing quite like walking around a store aimlessly to spur creativity.) It came with a hideous yellow paper lampshade which I transplanted with a mica shade for a period-appropriate floor lamp. OK, there's no such thing, but it works..

Mica-shade Wheel Lamp Mica-shade Candle Lamp Candle Lamp Close Up

The two table lamps are the ship's wheel lamp (seen above left) and what I call the candle lamp (seen above center and at right). I've owned the ship's wheel lamp since I was 9 or 10, so it was sort of a cherished piratey possession. It fit the "themes based on my personal history" concept, so I wanted to use it. It was actually stained a very light almond sort of color to begin with, so I disassembled it, stripped the varnish and stain off (this room involved a lot of paint stripping) and re-stained it with the color used on the floor. I painted most of the original brass fittings black and then rubbed them so bits of brass would show through. I was going to paint the wheel, but ultimately decided it would best left as is.

The candle table lamp in the center and left photos was something I found on clearance at a furniture store. (A lot of stuff I found was on clearance. I wonder if the universe is trying to send me a message? Nah....) This is one of those things that would look absolutely silly in most places - kind of like the "stupid Roy Rogers wagon wheel table" from the movie When Harry Met Sally. Since I'm a bachelor, I can make such absurd purchases without giving them a second thought.. The mica shade was requisite and quickly replaced the gi-normous white thing that came with it. As you can (sort of) see in the right-most photo above, the middle section has a sort of brass piece with a small door held by a very pirate-ish looking hasp. The hasp actually works and the door actually opens so that you can access a flicker bulb in there. Pretty cool, eh? The switch allows you to turn one or the other or both of the lights on, so you can set it so only the flicker bulb is running for "mood lighting." (The mood is "painful" because the flicker bulb illuminates nearly nothing behind that cool brass screen door and you'll probably stub your toe on all my cool pirate end-tables if you try to move about the room.)

The Plant Light

Rough Sketch  of Plant Light Final Plant Light The plant light was really something of an afterthought. This is  because the plants were really something of an afterthought. (See my Plank Shelves Page for more on that.) The place where the plants live in the living room is quite dark. I didn't want to be responsible for the deaths of tropical plants, so I conceived this thing. First, I measured the space, then I sketched it out, literally on the back of an envelope (seen at left). I figured the wood dims, bought the wood and simply cut it up to size.

View of Plant Light Fixtures It all sounds so simple, doesn't it? It wasn't. I won't bore you with the number of times I stained those pieces of wood to get them right. The design wasn't real assembly friendly, either. In the end, it all came together, though. It only took me about four times as long to finish as I expected. (Then again, try and name for me a home project that doesn't...)

At right you can see the lamps poised behind the angled wood "shade.". There are two standard, cheap T8-15 fluorescent fixtures painted matte black. I installed aquarium/plant growth bulbs in them and hooked the whole mess up to a timer. Now the plants get their daily allotment of light at around the right time of day. Below are some shots of the lamp with the shelf (pre-assembled at left and assembled and installed at right). It worked out quite well, with the fixture being about 3 inches below the ceiling. (Measure twice, cut once?)

Plant Light attached to the shelf Final shelf with plants and plant light

A Pirate's Own Ceiling Fan

Ceiling Fan with Mica shades

I never intended to put a ceiling fan into this room. I figured I would just put  several lamps in and be done with it. Well, as lovely as those mica shades are, they sure shade the light well. I realized this when the wallpaper borders were being installed. (It's a good thing I have a halogen work light.) So it became apparent that a ceiling lamp would really be nice. I also knew from experience that the room got pretty warm during summer, even with the window air conditioner running at full blast in the next room. So I thought a ceiling fan with lights would do the trick. Actually, I had been leaning towards this anyhow, because Lowe's had this really cool fan called the Adirondack Bittany Bronze Fan that fit the need. (I can't resist a product that really fits what I'm doing. It happens so seldom.)

So I bought the fan. The fan was relatively expensive, but it was cheap in comparison to the time and effort it took to install. This had nothing whatsoever to do with the actual fan and everything to do with running wires and switches through an almost 100-year old house without damaging the plaster walls. I won't go into details, but as a hint (and a warning), it involved drilling holes in the walls, running wire through the basement and the ceiling, removing several moldings unexpectedly, making a new hole in the floor of the upstairs bathroom and generally scratching my arms all up reaching into small holes trying to run fish tape and Romex. It was a bear.

Celing Fan Side with dangles Celing Fan straight on

Now, the fan itself was close, but not exactly what I wanted. It came with these black metal bears and pine trees ring thing around the top section (tan colored above fan blades) and rawhide laced leathery-looking lampshades. (See image below right for a view of that.) No self-respecting pirate would have that on his fan, so they had to go. Back to mica... Fortunately, I had discovered a really cool hexagon shaped mica shade for a pretty reasonable price at the on-line site lampsplus.com. It didn't make the fan any cheaper overall, but it added the right touch.

Fan pull dangles Original Fan Design The final detail on the fan were the pull cords. The original fan came with these cool teeth things (seen at right), but they weren't quite right. so I made up some bead dangles like Captain Jack wore in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies with the help of a girl in a local bead shop. (I am sometimes amazed at the weird creative ventures I get myself involved in.) My version with the Kuchi dangles (in the above left pic) wasn't so hot, so I picked that one up off eBay that was far more accurate. It turns out there is this whole little cottage industry trying to replicate Captain Jack's beads (and nearly always missing the mark from what I've seen. eBay is definitely your best bet). With my Capt. J bead strand, I received a copy of the shorter one (on the right). Since I liked my strand, the eBay one wound up on the Captain Jack skull wall art. You can find out more about it here.

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